"What would be an interesting personal ad to read in the
newspaper? Imagine who might send it, then write the ad."
This prompted me to think. What would be interesting. I
am such a scatterbrain that everything and anything is interesting. Heck, the
back of the cereal box is interesting. I really need a life. ha
ha.
Maybe the personal ad would go something like
this:
I am looking for someone that will age gracefully with
me. I am kind, caring, considerate, and have a lot of love to give. I love
running on the beach and long walks. I really don't want to put down a physical
description as I don't want to be judged on my looks. A picture will be sent if
you really need to see it. If that's the case, then don't bother to respond, as
I know what you care about. I am looking for someone that is loyal, kind,
considerate, and wants to love me for the rest of my life. If you had a flexible
schedule or stayed at home that would be great. I do need a lot of attention,
but the reward will be yours because you will never find anyone more honest or
loyal than I will be for you. I will protect you with my life, as I would
expect you to do for me. I don't ask for much and I don't require much. Just
love. Pure and simple love.
If possible please respond to the American Humane
Society.
I really want someone to make me feel safe and wanted.
I really want someone to make me feel safe and wanted.
"The Dog".... Gosh, if only it was that
simple.
Please jump on in and add your ad. I would love to hear it. Don't be shy. I don't bite. Get it.. The dog for the ad, don't bite. ha ha. I crack myself up sometimes... ha ha
What a great ad for the dog, I bet the Humane Society would LOVE to read it!
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Desperately Seeking Sleep
I have been searching for my old friend and bedmate Sleep, aka Snooze, Land of Nod, Doze, Slumber, Siesta, Forty Winks.
We have had strained relations for nearly five years. Everyone warned me it would happen, but I didn't believe them.
How can I bring my beloved Sleep back to me? I can offer a warm snuggly bed and occasionally vivid dreams. In return, I would like frequent long visits.
Please reply to Sleep Deprived Red Bull Addict.
HA HA HA. I love it Nicole. Very well written and funny, and on top of that, Oh So True......ha ha...
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